What do we think of the new Burger King ads, really? A maniacally grinning, pasty-faced plastic masked "King" greets men in their homes with what appears to be a Croissan'wich. Or a cowboy (played by Hootie of Blowfish fame) sings the praises of a new Burger King sandwich while countrified booty dancers (evidently a few of them being Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders) shake their thing on railroad carts. In the background, again, our freaky masked friend, pushing a hottie on a swing. Apparently, a new direction for Burger King all around, as their old ad campaign was a bunch of white guys in an office trying to out-do each other's burger toppings.Slate's Seth Stevenson postulates that all the BK struggles come in response to the fact that, inherently, when boys think of breakfast sandwiches, they think of McDonald's. Too-little-too-late, perhaps? Sure, the Burger "King" is now seared into my brain, and causes sweaty, shaky nightmares, but it doesn't necessarily make me want to dig in to a Croissan'wich—the clever name not withstanding. Will this marketing scheme pull them out of their slump? Did any of their other ad campaigns? Exactly.









1. The King's return has brought nothing but grief to my wife. The King freaks her out and when he pops up on TV she tells me how much he freaks her out, and how the people should be kicking the $h!t out of him and not having a laugh, and/or eating anything he gives them.
Posted at 4:17PM on Jun 16th 2005 by Brian