Screw Tony the Tiger. Mucinex has the best spokes-character ever, a talking glob of phlegm. As if Mr. Mucus wasn't enough, Mucinex is also introducing a female companion for the animated booger as part of a $35 million campaign that will see the couple having their wedding plans (taking place in someone's lungs) thwarted by the power of Mucinex. In addition to the TV spots, the campaign will also expand to print, radio, and the Web.