Secure in my masculinity, I think I can safely say, without
fear of objection, that Kellogg's knows how to make a damn sexy cereal. Don't get me wrong, I
love Tony the Tiger and Snap, Crackle and Pop, but they just don't have the sex appeal of Johnny Depp, you know? Only
his piercing eyes can make me want to buy a box of pre-sweetened grain and tiny hardened marshmallows that could cut
your eye if someone threw one at you. The new cereal was released early this year as a promotion for the Pirates of
the Caribbean franchise.Johnny Depp stays crunchy in milk
Secure in my masculinity, I think I can safely say, without
fear of objection, that Kellogg's knows how to make a damn sexy cereal. Don't get me wrong, I
love Tony the Tiger and Snap, Crackle and Pop, but they just don't have the sex appeal of Johnny Depp, you know? Only
his piercing eyes can make me want to buy a box of pre-sweetened grain and tiny hardened marshmallows that could cut
your eye if someone threw one at you. The new cereal was released early this year as a promotion for the Pirates of
the Caribbean franchise.Reader Comments
(Page 1)2. This is great, I will buy the cereal even if I don't like it because Johnny Depp is on it! I will display the boxes on a shelf so others can see. I love Johnny Depp and I sleep with his picture under my pillow and watch all his movies every week ! I even had a birthday cake with his picture put on it from Pirates of the Caribbean, the cake tasted especially good ! He is so handsome and can do anything! I can't wait till Pirates of the Caribbean 2 comes out this summer, and 3 comes out the next. Way to go Johnny !
Posted at 2:38PM on Feb 9th 2006 by Lynne Clarke
4. I won't buy the cereal, but I can't go shopping without going down the ceral aisle now, even if I don't need cereal. Of course, one of these days the stock boys will need to call 911 due to my heart palpitations.
Posted at 9:43PM on Feb 9th 2006 by Arnelle Pires
5. Hi!! i wish i can buy that cerial. I can't unfortionatly. But hey.. who cares what's inside... i would buy that cerial just cause Johnny Depp is on it. He is so sexy. He is the sexiest guy i have evey seen in my whole life. So. Depp Fans.. enjoy a puplicity with Depp :D
Posted at 4:05AM on Feb 10th 2006 by Depp-Head
6. Hi!! i wish i can buy that cerial. I can't unfortionatly. But hey.. who cares what's inside... i would buy that cerial just cause Johnny Depp is on it. He is so sexy. He is the sexiest guy i have evey seen in my whole life. So. Depp Fans.. enjoy a puplicity with Depp :D
Posted at 4:05AM on Feb 10th 2006 by Depp-Head
7. Ah yes, I am guilty. After only eating whole grain, health-type cereals for years I succumbed to those lovely piercing eyes and "that look" on the cereal aisle. I believe I even began to sweat. I got giddy. I laughed at myself. Onto the taste test: The cereal is really GOOD. My family is now working on the fourth box. Chocolately, sweet, crunchy, a perfect snack too even without milk.
Only real bummer is I have friends in France, the UK, and Canada who want this cereal (or perhaps just the box) and Kelloggs isn't sending it there.
Posted at 9:04AM on Feb 10th 2006 by Nan
8. Is this cereal available in Canada? I would buy it just for the picture of Johnny (mmmmmm goood!) I wouldn't eat the cereal if it has sugar in but I'm sure my kids would love it. Great marketing idea, I've always wanted a cardboard cut-out of Johnny--too bad it wasn't life-sized!
Posted at 9:17AM on Feb 10th 2006 by Arlene Shipman
9. I am a genuine Johnny Depp fan, but I think it's interesting (and kind of ironic) that they've put him on a box of cereal. An excerpt of an interview done in the last few years:
"You hated being a heart-throb with the TV series 21 Jump Street in 1987?"
"I'd signed up for six seasons and regretted it before a single episode aired. It was the first time I could pay my rent, but I'd see all these commercials about me. I felt like a box of cereal. It was something I had no control over. I wanted them to fire me, but they wouldn't."
I just find it interesting... :)
Posted at 11:30AM on Feb 10th 2006 by Danielle Davis
10. I would buy the cereal. I bought the hostess cake when it had Johnny Depp on it for Charlie& Chocolate Factory, I got a doll Captain Jack Sparrow that talks,got almost all his movies any about Johnny in the paper I cut it out and have two calender of Johnny. He is the Captain Jack steal my heart.
Posted at 5:38PM on Feb 10th 2006 by kathy janeke
11. My kids and I love this cereal. I think it's funny that Johnny's pic is on a box of chocolate cereal. He was allergic to chocolate for much of his childhood and doesn't like chocolate.
Posted at 6:03PM on Feb 10th 2006 by Beth
12. Getting up with Captain Jack in the morning makes the day a little brighter! Every Chocolat bite is worth every calorie! to be sure!
Posted at 8:20PM on Feb 11th 2006 by Veronica
13. just to reiterate what kathy janeke said, wow thats really sad considering he hated being so out in the public and has tried so hard to be reclusive. he's still the sexiest thing that ever existed tho
Posted at 12:36AM on Feb 12th 2006 by joyeeta
14. I bought the cereal just because it had HIS picture on it! I'd buy anything with HIS picture on it! I haven't opened it yet, and I'm not going to-it will be a pricless piece of memorabilia someday! Johnny Depp, I LOVE YOU!
Posted at 1:12AM on Feb 16th 2006 by Linda
15. i love that cereal merely because johnny depp, my #1 idol, is there.for sure il buy that one...i really can't wait to see Pirates of Caribbean 2...i've been watching his movies everynowand then...n fact i have a collection of all his movies...i just can't have enough of him...he is drop dead gorgeous...the sexiest man alive...
16. I've been a Johnny Depp 'fan' for 25 yrs now & must admit I harbor a collection of memorablilia...I've lost my job of over 10+yrs in Aug due to over 9major eye surgeries trying to save my sight so we are on hard financial times at present~for Valentines Day,my lovely husband presented me w/ a box of this cereal!! He is NOT romantic,BUT I thought THIS was the BEST & most sensitive & thoughtful gift EVER! I promptly removed the cereal,carefully stuffed the box w/ foam & it is now displayed & preserved w/ my other JD items! DEPPME...
Posted at 5:56PM on Feb 26th 2006 by Lizbeth
17. I am 63 years old, and I have never seen such a sexy man. Johnny Depp makes all of the other members of the male sex look inadequate. Forget Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise even the old timers like Sean Connery. I thought they were great until I discovered Johnny Depp.
Posted at 3:11PM on Jan 26th 2007 by GLORIA
18. Damn unfair! You ppl that can get that you r so lucky! I live in Africa and you'd be in luck if you can even pick up one of his movies, forget about posters, cereal boxes, etc. Sniff...weep. I have to be content with Googling him... Oh I long for a good big poster or even a cereal box...sigh. Oh well.
Posted at 1:20PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Sara J.
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1. This is great, I will buy the cereal even if I don't like it because Johnny Depp is on it! I will display the boxes on a shelf so others can see. I love Johnny Depp and I sleep with his picture under my pillow and watch all his movies every week ! I even had a birthday cake with his picture put on it from Pirates of the Caribbean, the cake tasted especially good ! He is so handsome and can do anything! I can't wait till Pirates of the Caribbean 2 comes out this summer, and 3 comes out the next. Way to go Johnny !
Posted at 2:32PM on Feb 9th 2006 by Lynne Clarke