We've all heard of "singing for our supper," but what
about "rapping for a hamburger?" Right now, Moo & Oink, a Chicago-based maker of beef and pork products,
is in the midst of a weekly contest where they ask people to submit their own rap songs about Moo & Oink, with $250
being given to the winner each week. The ten-week long contest ends on May 16, after which a grand prize
winner will be awarded $1,000. You can listen to the songs here, though I think the contest is more for the people writing
the tunes and not for those of us who listen to them, since ninety-second raps about meat just aren't that interesting
to listen to. Besides, the three-hour opera I wrote about sausage links doesn't meet the contest's qualifications, and
frankly, I'm bitter.
[via Ad Pulp]
