Dean Martin has balls. Golf balls, that is. And these aren't any ordinary golf balls, these dimpled beauties come thirteen to a dozen, and are comparable to all the big name brands, or so the old timey commercial below claims. I love the self-deprecation in the ad, how Dino hits every water hazard and sand trap on the course. I must say I'm somewhat baffled by the Hawaii Five-O music, though. Was he on that show? Well, whatever, I'm sure these balls are better than their closest competitor, the Jerry Lewis golf ball that would actually scream, "Laaaay-dee! Oh, the nice man hit me with the thing and I'm flyyyyyyyyying now!"

Jerry Lewis impressions aren't as funny when you type them out. This is what I learned today. Anyway, watch the ad: