How much would you pay to smell like a wealthy, opinionated British guy? I don't know either, and I'm pretty sure that doesn't matter because while American Idol judge Simon Cowell is allegedly in talks with an American cosmetics company to lend his name to a line of toiletries, I don't think they'll be designed to actually make you smell like him. He may smell like apple butter and peppermint, but he might also smell like walrus snot, so it's probably better to just toss that idea in the trash right away. His publicist seems to think people will want to buy perfume with Cowell's name affixed to it, but I'm not so convinced that's true. American Idol has its fans, but I can't imagine people rushing out to by any kind of Simon Cowell product.