Is it just me or are the children in this old Alpha Bits commercial really shrill? I'm thinking if the cereal could actually spell out what it was thinking it would tell these kids to shut the hell up. Actually, my Alpha Bits used to tell me to shut up all the time. It wasn't until later we realized we had bought a rare box of the cereal with Tourette's. Every morning while I ate Alpha Bits and my sister ate Rice Krispies our bowls would speak to one another:
*Snap*
*Screw you!*
*Crackle*
*Dammit!!!*
Cereal doesn't communicate like it used to, that's what I'm saying. Anyway, check out this old commercial:
