Let's skip over all the other news in this press release and get right to the nitty-gritty. Both Danica Patrick and Candice Michelle will appear in this year's Super Bowl ad from GoDaddy.com. What the ad will look like is still unknown since secrecy on the set was so strict even Patrick didn't know what the plot of the spot was. GoDaddy has purchased three slots this year, to the tune of about $7.8 million at sticker price but they likely received some sort of volume discount.

Kevin Rose and Alex Albrecht from the Diggnation podcast as well as America's Favorite Chopper Family (from some sort of reality TV show) will also appear in the spots but to what extent is, of course, unknown.

I will now leave it to the imaginations of our readers as to what Michelle and Patrick's scenes will involve. See you all later.